What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 19:27

-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?
-J W Pepper
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?
Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?